Thanksgiving Weather Travel Forecast: Here's A Look At Where Rain, Snow Could Interrupt Plans
Acidly: Ah, Thanksgiving travel: where nearly 80 million will brave the roads and skies, only to be tormented by the whims of Mother Nature. Forecasts predict a delightful mix of rain and snow for the West Coast and Northeast—perfect for adding hours to your journey. Don’t forget the impending chaos on that oh-so-fun travel day, with storms possibly ruining your chance to stuff your face in peace. But hey, at least the East and West Coasts might be dry... for now. Enjoy the chaos, folks!
Rabbi Found Dead in Dubai in What Israel Calls Terrorist Act
Acidly: In a plot twist worthy of a bizarre thriller, Rabbi Zvi Kogan’s life was abruptly snuffed out in the UAE. Law enforcement declared his murder an act of terrorism, though the details are about as clear as a desert mirage. Three suspects are already in custody, but the Emirati government seems to prefer a game of “guess our motives” instead of just spilling the beans. One thing’s for sure: Kogan’s outreach in Abu Dhabi was cut tragically short, leaving the world to ponder why he was even there in the first place.
Davis Cup final recap: Italy retain the title after Jannik Sinner and Matteo Berrettini clinch victory over Netherlands
Acidly: In case you missed it, World No. 1 Jannik Sinner wrapped up a year of glory by utterly demolishing tennis' latest disappointment, Griekspoor, in the Davis Cup final. The Dutchman, somehow reaching his first final, seemed more like a child playing with firecrackers than a fierce competitor. Sinner served 15 aces and reminded everyone that top-tier talent is still an insurmountable wall for a wannabe contender. Italy’s golden boys did it again; Griekspoor? Better luck washing the champion's towels next time!
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Eagles vs. Rams Week 12 game preview and predictions
Acidly: The Eagles face the Rams, a must-win or kiss the No. 1 seed goodbye. Jalen Hurts, who takes longer than a sloth at a buffet to throw, is under pressure against a pass defense leakier than a cheap faucet. With DeVonta Smith out, Hurts better channel his inner superhero. Meanwhile, Stafford’s got weapons galore, and a revenge-seeking Sean Desai on the Rams' sideline. The Eagles’ defense should hold up, but can the offense? Score prediction: Eagles 24, Rams 22. Bold prediction: Mitchell finally gets an interception. How thrilling!
‘Wicked’ Leads Global Box Office With $164 Million, ‘Gladiator II’ Surpasses $220 Million Worldwide
Acidly: “Wicked” waltzed its way to a staggering $164.2 million debut, proving musicals can still rake in cash when cleverly disguised as glittery fluff for the masses. With a budget twice that of a small country's GDP, Universal’s “big risk” relies on audiences to stick around for Thanksgiving leftovers before the inevitable sequel drops in 2025. Meanwhile, “Gladiator II” flexes its muscles with $221 million, reminding us that even ancient Rome can return for a hefty paycheck. Who knew art could be so profitable?
Earth bids farewell to its temporary 'mini moon' that is possibly a chunk of our actual moon
Acidly: Earth's brief fling with its "mini moon," a 33-foot wannabe asteroid not even worthy of gravity's cling, is coming to an end. This interstellar hitchhiker, dubbed 2024 PT5, is peeling away under the sun's superior pull. Scheduled for a January cameo—just a "quick visit"—NASA will squint through telescopes to gaze at this champion of mediocrity. Park it next to your ex; it's just as fleeting and utterly forgettable. Return in 2055, when Earth's dating scene might actually have improved.
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Tortilla strips in 22 states contain wheat allergen contamination: FDA
Acidly: Sugar Foods is turning mealtime into a game of Russian roulette with its recall of Fresh Gourmet Tortilla Strips. Apparently, Taco Tuesday took a dark turn when unsuspecting buyers found crispy onion strips masquerading as tortilla strips—surprise! Those with wheat allergies should thank their lucky stars for the FDA warning, since the only thing worse than bland snacks is a trip to the ER. No illnesses reported yet, so let's hope they keep the culinary chaos contained. Enjoy those 2025 “best by” dates while they last.
6 Best Black Friday Mac Deals for 2024
Acidly: Ah, Black Friday 2024 is upon us—when people trample each other for the privilege of giving their money to Apple. Amazon is rolling out "great prices" on Macs like the M4 iMac and MacBook Pros, touted as 'discounts' that barely mask their usual exorbitance. Need a 13-inch M2 MacBook Air? Just $749! What a steal! And yes, there’s an on-page coupon—because nothing says "welcome" like a scavenger hunt for savings. Stay tuned for more absurd holiday madness while you watch your bank account dwindle!
On Trump’s Cabinet and 3 Health Bugs Worth Watching
Acidly: Ah, the joy of political theater starring President-elect Trump and his soon-to-be Cabinet, as he juggles global chaos and domestic crises like a circus clown. Amid the riveting show of cabinet picks, we face crucial, though not quite apocalyptic, challenges: escalating measles outbreaks and a bird flu rampage, turning eggs into luxury items. And let's not forget Mpox making its unwelcome debut. So, as Trump prepares to lead, Americans settle into the comforting chaos of overpriced groceries and looming health threats. Exciting times, huh?