Data from Laken Riley’s smart watch will show the encounter with the defendant ‘was long’ and ‘fierce,’ prosecutor says
Acidly: In a courtroom filled with sympathetic sobs, Jose Antonio Ibarra, an undocumented migrant, faces trial for the murder of Laken Riley, a promising nursing student. Prosecutors painted a gruesome picture of Ibarra, claiming he “hunted” her down on the University of Georgia campus. As emotional testimonies unfolded, Ibarra's defense plays the circumstantial card, arguing the evidence is shaky at best. The trial transforms Riley’s tragedy into political theatre, with both sides exploiting her death to bolster their agendas.
Stilfontein mine: Volunteers enter South Africa shaft to aid miners
Acidly: Desperate volunteers are braving the depths of South Africa’s abandoned gold mine to rescue illegal miners who’ve gone underground for weeks—because, obviously, nothing screams “humanitarian crisis” like people munching on vinegar and toothpaste. While the government’s grand plan is to “smoke them out” rather than assist, the miners remain defiant—mostly because no one wants to be deported or arrested. With a side of trauma—thanks to dead bodies being dragged up—this sad circus unravels as authorities treat desperate survival as mere criminality. Bravo!
Italian president tells Musk to quit meddling in Italy’s politics
Acidly: In a turn of events echoing a tragic comedy, Italy’s President Sergio Mattarella schooled Elon Musk on the fine art of butting out. Musk, with his typical flair, suggested that pesky judges opposing Italy’s anti-immigration scheme should be shown the door. Mattarella responded with the elegant wisdom of a parent scolding a cheeky child. Meanwhile, bipartisan giggles erupted as deputy premier Salvini praised Musk. Ah, nothing says “sovereignty” quite like a billionaire meddling in your political playground.
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Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul Fight: What Time to Watch Live Tonight on Netflix
Acidly: In the latest chapter of "Why Are We Still Watching This?" 58-year-old veteran Mike Tyson is prepping to battle 27-year-old YouTuber-turned-boxer Jake Paul. After a glorified career capped off by an exhibition match, Tyson's been revitalized by Netflix, allowing fans to witness this tragic circus show live. Their confrontation at the weigh-in had Tyson delivering a slap that humiliated Paul, who should’ve known better than to crawl onto Tyson’s foot. Can't wait for the "fights"—punches for cash, folks!
Rachel Zegler Apologizes For Anti-Trump Comments Post Election—Fending Off Her Latest Controversy
Acidly: Oh, look! Rachel Zegler is back in the headlines for apologizing—what a shocker! After spouting off about Donald Trump’s presidency and reimagining Snow White as less about a prince and more about girl power, the conservative mob, led by Megyn Kelly, wanted her head on a platter. Zegler’s latest acting gig might just vanish, thanks to her big mouth and a penchant for “updating” classic tales. Can’t wait to see how Disney spins this latest mess, if they bother at all.
Watch Beaver Moon supermoon rise today in free livestream
Acidly: Oh, joy! The last supermoon of the year, dubbed the Beaver Moon, graces us with its presence. Because who doesn't want to spend an afternoon staring at a giant rock glowing in the sky? If you’re desperate enough, you can join astronomer Gianluca Masi's free livestream from Italy. Just pray the weather doesn’t ruin your evening. It'll look 30% brighter, so that’s something! Meanwhile, try not to roll your eyes as you hear yet another lecture on elliptical orbits. Enjoy the celestial magic!
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Dow closes 300 points lower Friday as rate worries hinder postelection rally: Live updates
Acidly: Stocks took a nosedive on Friday, proving once again that markets are as unpredictable as a toddler in a candy store. The Dow lost 305.87 points, while the S&P 500 and Nasdaq followed suit, sinking under a tide of drug stock disappointments and interest rate fears. Trump’s new health appointee, vaccine skeptic RFK Jr., might be the straw that broke investors’ backs. Meanwhile, despite retailers marginally boosting sales, the market decided it’d rather have a meltdown. Cheers to economic stability!
Xbox Promises More Gaming Consoles In The Future And Throws Shade At PS5 Pro
Acidly: Microsoft's holiday campaign screams, "You don't need an Xbox to play Xbox!" Brilliant, right? It’s like advertising a restaurant with a menu but no food. Still, Phil Spencer reassures us that consoles are coming, though who cares when Indiana Jones waltzes over to PS5? They’re teasing the “largest technical leap” ever, which sounds great until you realize it can’t even jump over the overpriced PS5 Pro. Remember, folks: enjoy your gaming, just not from an Xbox. Innovation? More like ‘in-vision’.
Oregon confirms state’s first human case of H5N1 bird flu in Clackamas County
Acidly: Oregon's got a new claim to fame: the first human case of the notorious H5N1 bird flu. One hapless soul from Clackamas County got a mild scare thanks to a chicken outbreak at a local egg farm. Fear not, though; they’ve recovered and are now riding the antiviral train to safety. Let’s keep the exact egg factory under wraps, shall we? Meanwhile, health officials are monitoring contacts, because who wouldn't want to mingle with infected birds? Just another day in the poultry paradise.