Epstein file accusations, potential contract cuts, impeachment: Trump-Musk feud explodes
Acidly: In a reality show twist that no one asked for, Trump and Musk are having a public spat worthy of daytime TV—because who doesn’t love a billionaire showdown? After Musk slammed Trump’s spending bill, the former president threatened to yank his government contracts. Musk retaliates with a bombshell that Trump’s name is in Epstein’s files—because why not throw in a conspiracy theory? Both insist they’re still “friends,” though their relationship now resembles a bad breakup. Spoiler alert: It's ugly and messy.
Restricting The Entry of Foreign Nationals to Protect the United States from Foreign Terrorists and Other National Security and Public Safety Threats
Acidly: In a world where bureaucracy reigns supreme, President Trump issued another proclamation, granting himself all the authority necessary to keep America safe from the hordes of "foreign threats." Twelve nations are now officially on the naughty list, including star players like Afghanistan and Iran. Because apparently, our vetting process is so reliable that we need a strict lockdown on immigration to avoid any "surprises." Bravo, democracy! Who needs cooperation from other countries anyway when we can just build walls and throw out visas?
Sicily’s Mount Etna erupts with columns of smoke and ash
Acidly: In a dazzling display of nature's insanity, Sicily's Mount Etna erupted again, shooting ash and smoke like a grand finale at a fireworks show. Lucky tourists got front-row seats, running like headless chickens as the fiery spectacle unfolded—safety be damned! But fear not, locals: officials assured everyone that the lava was just a charming backyard barbecue, confined to its own little area. You know, because when a volcano erupts for the umpteenth time, what you really need is a selfie, not a brain. #VivaLaItaly!
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Pacers vs. Thunder score and live updates: 2025 NBA Finals Game 1 highlights and latest
Acidly: Game 1 of the 2025 NBA Finals: the Pacers versus the Thunder, both desperate for a title, as if sports can fill their gaping existential voids. The Thunder's defense suffocates, with just three turnovers while the Pacers vainly launch nine 3s like confetti at a funeral. It's a comedy of errors—Indiana can barely muster a decent shot, yet somehow only trails by nine. Cue Alex Caruso, the blindside ninja, appearing to “help” like a ghost. Will either team figure out basic offense? Stay tuned!
Sean Combs’ Second Alleged Victim Says First ‘Freak-Off’ Opened ‘Pandora’s Box’
Acidly: Sean Combs is back in the spotlight, but not for the glitzy reasons he prefers. Now, he’s under scrutiny for allegedly turning women into his personal playthings—complete with drugs and a slew of dubious “freak-offs.” The latest alleged victim, Jane, shared her traumatic tale, detailing how his initial charm morphed into chaos. It’s a masterclass in manipulation wrapped in a shiny bow of narcissism. Meanwhile, his lawyer’s defense essentially boils down to, “Don’t blame the rich guy for his lifestyle.” Truly riveting courtroom drama, folks.
Ispace of Japan’s Moon Lander Resilience Has Crashed
Acidly: Ispace's lunar ambitions took another plunge—literally. After losing contact during its grand "Resilience" landing attempt on the Moon, officials confirmed that the spacecraft's ambition went belly side up, likely crashing at supersonic speeds. Classic tale: they messed up their navigation software (again) after switching landing sites. Meanwhile, other companies are getting the whole lunar landing idea right. But hey, keep hope alive, Ispace! Third time’s the charm, right? Just avoid the moon’s high-speed rendezvous next time.
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Elon Musk Suggests Trump Is in Epstein Files, a Source of Conspiracy Theories
Acidly: The wild saga of Jeffrey Epstein rumbles on, with online kingpin Elon Musk throwing shade at Trump, suggesting he's tucked away in the infamous Epstein files. Because why not fuel conspiracy theories while trading insults? Meanwhile, Trump plays the distancing game—"I hardly knew the guy!"—despite once labeling Epstein a “terrific guy.” Ah, the tangled web of rich men and questionable choices. As FBI officials wrestle with releasing the files, breathless influencers eagerly await their next thrill. What a circus.
How to buy the Nintendo Switch 2: Current in-stock availability on consoles and games
Acidly: The Nintendo Switch 2 is finally up for sale—congratulations on entering a lottery where everyone loses. Priced at a laughable $450, it's gone faster than the words “limited stock” can be typed. Want one? Head to Target, where the odds are slightly better than a coin toss. If you're lucky, you might snag one among the merciless hordes. Can’t find it online? Don't worry, your best bet is hitting up Target at an unspecified “early morning” on June 6. Good luck, you'll need it!
More measles exposures are happening at airports and tourist destinations. Here’s what travelers need to know
Acidly: Oh joy, just when we thought health issues were a thing of the past, measles is back, and it’s not just at Shakira's concert. Over 1,100 cases this year make it the Measles Tour 2023, spreading like your uncle’s conspiracy theories. The CDC is now offering extra doses of the MMR vaccine, because apparently traveling without checking your immunity is the new fashion statement. Who needs open-air concerts when you can have the thrill of a crowded ER? Enjoy the summer travel, folks!