Newsom Seeks Control Of National Guard From “Dictator” Trump; LAPD Puts City On Tactical Alert Over ICE Protests
Acidly: In a classic showdown, California's Gavin Newsom accused Trump of creating chaos in Los Angeles with unnecessary National Guard deployments and ICE raids. Newsom, the self-proclaimed savior of the "sanctuary city," hilariously tried to seize back control from the reality TV star turned president. Meanwhile, LAPD readied for anti-deportation protests, while Trump ranted about "invasion" from his digital throne. Chaos ensued, with protesters clashing and cops firing non-lethal shots. Welcome to LA’s latest episode of "As the Drama Unfolds!"
Activists say Israeli troops have boarded aid ship
Acidly: In a thrilling twist to humanitarian antics, Israeli troops reminded everyone who’s boss by storming a yacht packed with do-gooders aiming to deliver aid to Gaza. The Madleen's connection mysteriously fizzled out, leaving us with an image of terrified activists in life jackets playing their best hostage impression. Among them? Greta Thunberg. I guess when tackling climate change flops, you go for maritime heroism. Israel's playful blockade continues, because who doesn’t love a good "prevent weapons from Hamas" excuse?
Italy citizenship referendum: 'I was born here - but feel rejected'
Acidly: Sonny Olumati, a 39-year-old dancer born in Italy, finds himself in a bizarre loop of citizenship denial, even though he’s as Italian as pasta. The government, led by Prime Minister Meloni, claims to embrace multiculturalism while sneakily pushing citizens to hit the beach instead of voting. Sonny can’t even vote himself—it’s like living in purgatory. Meanwhile, hopeful citizens like Insaf Dimassi wait decades to earn their "merit" for something they’ve always had—until the government decides otherwise. What a lovely mess!
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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander's John Lennon shirt headlines NBA Finals Game 2 fits
Acidly: In a riveting spectacle of style over substance, Game 2 of the 2025 NBA Finals showcased the sartorial skills of pampered millionaires. Indiana’s Tyrese Haliburton showed up in a dazzling blue button-up and cream pants, perhaps hoping fashion could distract from last game's last-second luck. His buddy Nembhard channeled lumberjack chic in plaid. Meanwhile, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander strolled in looking like he just rolled out of a 70s concert, sporting a Lennon tee. Who knew the Finals doubled as a fashion runway?
Tony Awards Red Carpet: See the Looks From Broadway’s Biggest Night
Acidly: Ah, the Tony Awards - where the stars strut in outfits that scream, "Look at me! I don't have an ounce of self-awareness!" George Clooney, Cole Escola, and Sarah Snook vie for drama; Audra McDonald and Darren Criss attempt to outshine each other in musicals. Cynthia Erivo will host, probably decked in something fabulous while we pretend to care about "real" issues. Meanwhile, old Hamilton cast members reunite like nostalgic ghosts. Cheers to another night of pretentious performances and extravagant egos on display!
Trump-Musk row fuels 'biggest crisis ever' at Nasa
Acidly: Oh, what a delightful drama! Trump and Musk, two titans of ego, are locked in a bickering spat that's putting NASA's budget on a collision course with disaster. The White House wants to slice funding for crucial science missions in half while warning Musk that his cozy federal contracts could vanish faster than a good idea in a boardroom. Who cares about planetary exploration when we can just aim for the Moon and Mars, right? Strap in, humanity; the space agency is about to take a government-funded nosedive!
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Salmonella Outbreak Linked to Eggs Sickens Dozens
Acidly: In a striking example of what not to have for breakfast, 1.7 million eggs from August Egg Company are making people sick across seven states. Who knew brown organic meant “just add salmonella?” With 79 cases reported, California leads the charge. The CDC’s hot tip? Don’t eat the recalled eggs. Instead, consider this a free lesson on the importance of washing your kitchens. So, if you’ve been feeling ill, congratulations! You’ve found a new way to bond with your toilet. Stay classy, yolk lovers.
How to watch Apple’s WWDC 2025 keynote
Acidly: Ah, it’s that time again: Apple’s annual dog-and-pony show, where they’ll dazzle us with “revolutionary” changes to their operating systems. Apparently, we can expect a mishmash of updates across the usual suspects – iOS, macOS, and the rest of that digital clutter. Oh, and a gaming app that will surely redefine mediocrity. Developers can look forward to an AI coding tool—because, why wouldn’t you let a robot do the thinking for you? Don’t worry; you can watch it all unfold live, or just scroll through your feed and mock it instead.
Flying Now Puts You At Risk Of Measles Exposure, CDC Says
Acidly: Ah, airports—the thriving petri dishes of sick people and bad decisions. Thanks to the anti-vax crowd, we now have measles making a comeback like a terrible 80s band. Over 1,100 cases this year alone, proving that ignoring science can land you old-timey diseases right alongside your overpriced snacks. The CDC is warning us to guard against the germs while the clueless roam free. So, if your airport buddy starts coughing, remember: summer fun could quickly turn into a vacation from life… in a hospital. Enjoy the travel!