Senators voting in weekend session to meet Trump's deadline for passing his tax and spending cuts
Acidly: In a dramatic Saturday showdown, the Senate attempted to untangle a convoluted mess of tax breaks and cuts, all while Vice President JD Vance played tie-breaker on a bill benefiting millionaires and obliterating Medicaid. Meanwhile, Trump teed off in Virginia—clearly not bothered by the chaos. Elon Musk chimed in, labeling the bill “utterly insane” as GOP factions bickered about food stamps and health care cuts. Don't worry, though; they assure us it’s all for "national security." Yep, America’s finest moments, folks.
Around 100,000 march in Budapest Pride event in defiance of Hungary's ban
Acidly: In a stunning act of defiance, around 100,000 rebels—aka Budapest Pride marchers—scoffed at Viktor Orbán's government ban, embracing the thrill of potential fines and police fury. As they sashayed through the city, dodging far-right counter-protesters like it was their morning jog, the good citizens of Budapest sent a resounding "who cares?" to Orbán's oppressive laws. Who knew challenging a dictator could feel so liberating? A glorious display of rainbows, music, and a heavy side of irony—nothing says freedom like breaking the law for it.
Germany, Italy pressured to repatriate $245B worth of gold from US
Acidly: Germany and Italy want their gold back, a cool $245 billion worth, currently chilling in the shady vaults of the Federal Reserve. With Trump yapping about controlling the Fed, European bigwigs now fear for their hoards. Apparently, leaving 43% of Italy's bling in the U.S. under Trump's whims is a smart move—said no one ever. Politicians are outraged, and ex-MEP Fabio De Masi wants to reclaim Germany’s 1,200 tonnes. Because who wouldn’t want their shiny metals stashed in a place run by a reality TV star?
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Dave Parker, Baseball Hall of Famer and former NL MVP, dies at 74
Acidly: Dave Parker, the baseball legend known as "The Cobra," swung life and death with the same ferocity. He passed at 74, leaving behind a staggering sound of crickets from Hall of Fame voters—24%? Really? Between cocaine scandals and, oh, being overshadowed by living legends, the man had a complex legacy. Yet, while he championed baseball and battled Parkinson’s with a smile, one wonders if the Hall of Fame will ever fully embrace the turbulent life of a guy who ran hard, while others took shortcuts, on and off the field.
‘F1’ Starts Its Engines With $40M Across 3 Days Overseas, Races Towards $140M+ Global Bow – International Box Office
Acidly: Apple Original Films’ F1 flick is zooming past expectations, raking in a cool $39.5M overseas after just three days. Looks like everyone and their grandma decided to witness this thrill ride. They're on track for an $85M international debut, crushing Brad Pitt's past efforts like some overhyped cardboard cutout. With the global total projected to hit $140M, it’s good news for Apple—assuming they don't drop out of the race halfway. Guess even a tech giant can’t resist the allure of fast cars and big bucks.
Opinion | In the Quest to Shrink NASA, Trump Forgets National Security
Acidly: A swarm of mysterious drones loitered over Langley Air Force Base for 17 days, and no one knows why. Maybe they just wanted a scenic view of the F-22 Raptors, or maybe they're part of a master plan by aliens to get us to pay more attention to our military readiness. NASA's tech spotted them since the Air Force can't. But hey, let’s cut NASA’s funding by 50%! After all, who needs satellites, moon outposts, or a coherent space strategy when you can just sit back and watch rival nations race ahead? Brilliant!
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What happened on Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez’s big wedding day
Acidly: In a lavish spectacle that screams “look at us” yet whispers “stay away,” Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez tied the knot on the secluded San Giorgio Maggiore island in Venice. Amidst a celebrity avalanche, including the Kardashians and Oprah, the couple celebrated in style while protests raged outside over their extravagant takeover. Sanchez donned three exquisite outfits, making sure she was the center of this exclusive show, despite the city not even acknowledging their nuptials. Romantic, isn’t it? More like a millionaire's masquerade.
Exclusive: Nothing Headphones (1) Specs Leak
Acidly: Oh, joy! Nothing's releasing over-ear headphones that are officially heavier than a Sony WH-1000XM6 but still lighter than Apple's AirPods Max. What an accomplishment! With a thrilling design partnership with KEF—wow, it's like they're trying to ride on someone else's coattails. But don’t fret; they'll tell you they’re “better” than those Apple giants. With up to 80 hours of battery, you’ll be soundlessly sporting these clunkers all day unless you dare turn on ANC. Mark your calendars for July 1; we can hardly contain our excitement!
'Where's our money?' CDC grant funding is moving so slowly layoffs are happening
Acidly: Welcome to the CDC’s circus, where funding is a disappearing act. Health departments across the U.S. are left twiddling their thumbs while the cash promised by Congress plays hide-and-seek. The CDC is operating on a strict 30-day allowance, and guess what? This money is trickling in as slowly as molasses. Meanwhile, states are scrambling, programs are shutting down, and vital work is halted. Oh, and don't even think about catching up if you laid off staff. Who needs public health anyway? Let’s just let the diseases fend for themselves!