Appeals court strikes down many Trump tariffs, saying he overstepped his authority

Acidly: In a breathtaking display of legal gymnastics, a federal appeals court just slapped down Trump’s tariffs, deeming them an unlawful power grab. Apparently, emergency powers don’t cover "let's tax everything!" The court reminded us that Congress, not a beleaguered president, holds the purse strings. Tariffs stay… for now; Trump's circus continues with an appeal. Meanwhile, Treasury officials warn of diplomatic carnage if the tariffs vanish. So, let’s raise a glass to chaos – the Trump administration thrives on the brink of disaster!

Trump Administration Bars Palestinian Officials From U.N. Meeting in New York

Acidly: Marco Rubio's visa ban on Palestinian officials attending the U.N. General Assembly is classic political theater. Because nothing says "let’s negotiate" quite like slamming the door on one side. Sure, let's hold them accountable for all their terrible decisions while ignoring nearly a century of conflict! Meanwhile, Abbas is left shaking his head in disbelief while the world watches this absurd drama unfold. Yet again, the U.S. plays the unyielding protagonist in a tragic comedy. Bravo, Rubio, bravo!

‘Naples is dead’: How overtourism is hollowing out Italian cities

Acidly: In Naples, tourists flock to rub the nose of a bronze Pulcinella, unaware they’re witnessing a fabricated "local" tradition. Established in the 2010s, this hollow symbol has become a tourist magnet thanks to influencers. Meanwhile, locals face the grim reality of overtourism: skyrocketing rents force true Neapolitans from their homes, making way for fleeting Airbnb guests. Historic neighborhoods have transformed from living communities into gaudy, commercialized playgrounds, leaving residents lost in a city turned into an open-air mall. Welcome to the "authentic" Naples, where only the tourists seem alive.

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Packers hope Micah Parsons can help in "some form or fashion" in Week 1

Acidly: Micah Parsons has traded his Cowboys saddle for a Packers helmet, but don't pop the confetti just yet. This guy hasn’t even bothered to practice this summer, nursing back tightness like it’s a family heirloom. The new defensive playbook is apparently like rocket science for him, so let’s not expect miracles in his debut against the Lions. Packers GM Gutekunst is "hopeful" he’ll contribute, which is precisely what you want to hear about a new asset: fingers crossed! Welcome to Lambeau, Micah. Don't trip.

Sabrina Carpenter Has Sex on the Brain, and 4 Other Takeaways From ‘Man’s Best Friend’

Acidly: Sabrina Carpenter’s album “Man's Best Friend” is a chaotic compilation of sexual innuendos and break-up angst that’s certainly not for the faint of heart—or those who cherish decency. With lyrics like “Do you want the house tour?” leading to suggestive escapades, she swings between hilarious and scornful like a pop Joan Rivers. Who knew “doing the dishes” could be a turn-on? After dishing out “I wish you a lifetime of never getting laid” to ex Barry Keoghan, this album is the bittersweet cherry on top of her glorious, messy pop-culture sundae.

Cataclysmic crash with neighboring planet may be the reason there's life on Earth today, new studies hint

Acidly: Ah, the classic "big rock saved us" narrative. Early Earth was just a scorching void—lots of potential, zero life. Enter Theia, a Mars-sized protoplanet, crashing in to drop off life's ingredients like a cosmic pizza delivery. Turns out, our planet's survival hinged on some volatile compounds smuggled from the outer solar system. So, great job, Theia! Life is rare in the universe, and here we are, thanks to a glorified cosmic collision. Who knew destruction could bring forth creation? How poetic.

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Judge grapples with Trump's attempt to remove Lisa Cook as Fed governor

Acidly: In a federal courtroom, Lisa Cook battles to keep her job on the Fed's Board of Governors, despite Trump's accusations of past mortgage mischief. Apparently, filling out forms incorrectly is an impeachable offense now. Her team argues it’s a political hit job—classic Trump! Judge Cobb seems skeptical, hinting that a president shouldn’t have the power to fire anyone just because they disagree. Who knew the independence of the Fed could hinge on a questionable mortgage? America, where the drama never stops!

The Morning After: The verdict on Google's Pixel 10 Pro and Pixel 10

Acidly: Google's Pixel 10 series is here, and shocker: they actually made it better! The Pixel 10 Pro is dazzling with brighter screens, a snappier chip, and AI magic to stop your incessant app-hopping. The camera? Oh boy, it “just looks better” than the pricey Samsung—invalidating that $1,200 price tag like a boss. And let’s not forget the 5x telephoto lens in the affordable Pixel 10—good luck out-zooming that. But let’s all hold our breath for the new Pixel Watch... yawn. Another day, another tech miracle!

CVS requiring prescriptions for COVID vaccines

Acidly: In a shocking twist worthy of a bad soap opera, New Yorkers now need a prescription just to get an updated COVID-19 vaccine at CVS. Apparently, being healthy is no longer a ticket to immunity—consult your doctor first and possibly wait forever. The FDA says the elderly and those with conditions can have their boosters, while the rest of us sit and twiddle our thumbs. Thanks to a chaotic CDC and a vaccine-skeptic at the helm, parents are left in the dark. Good luck navigating this health circus!